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HEAL SNICKERS, THE BRAVEST WOLF IN THE REALM

Bandages are NOT a long-term medical strategy.

Heal Snickers, the Bravest Wolf in the Realm

He saved my life. I will spend every copper saving his.

WHY I NEED HELP

    REWARD TIERS

      LATEST UPDATE

      No updates yet. The hero is too busy adventuring.

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      STRETCH GOAL

      Stretch goal medallion

      Custom fitted leg armor so this never happens again.

      NEW GOAL: 6,000 gold

      SCANDAL WATCH

      All quiet on the rumor front. For now.

      THE FULL STORY

      My loyal companion Snickers took a bite meant for me. He's stable, but the cleric's rates are extortionate and the apothecary won't take coupons.

      100% Gnome
      Tested

      Updates, snark, and transparency (ish).

      Petition paperwork is 300% official.

      Beest not included in any reward tier. Probably.

      Your gold helps. Your belief helps more.

      Thank you, heroes. Stay bite-aware.

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