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SAVE INTERLIGHT FROM BECOMING BEEST CHOWDER
Emergency Anti-Bite Protection
There have been new developments. I am formally petitioning for Kezzel to take my place as the sacrifice instead. I am snack-sized and trying to save my life.
WHY I NEED HELP
- Beest remains bite-capable
- Old Gnomish Curse is unstable
- Other druids can decurse… probably
- I am a team player, not a snack
REWARD TIERS
- 1 gold — Moral Support
- 5 gold — Anti-Bite Insurance
- 25 gold — Petition Paperwork
- 100 gold — Witness Protection For Gnomes
LATEST UPDATE
Replacement Sacrifice Nominated: New development: Kezzel has been nominated as replacement sacrifice.
Spelling Corrected: Moon Sugar corrected the spelling: GnomeFundMe.
TOP SUPPORTERS
Nyssaelinna200 gold“Solved it for you.”- Moon Sugar500 gold“Of course not, it's Beest we're talking about.”
- Interlight50 gold“I am fighting for my life.”
STRETCH GOAL
Hire a licensed druid to decurse the Beest before it internally combusts.
NEW GOAL: 15,000 gold
SCANDAL WATCH
Rumor mill says Beest might prefer chowder with a side of gnome bread.
THE FULL STORY
There have been new developments. I am formally petitioning for Kezzel to take my place as the sacrifice instead. I am snack-sized and trying to save my life.
The Beest is, by all accounts, still bite-capable. The Old Gnomish Curse is unstable and reportedly making weather. Other druids can decurse — probably. I am a team player, not a snack.
GnomeFundMe is a fictional fundraiser. No actual gnomes were sacrificed in the making of this page.