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SAVE INTERLIGHT FROM BECOMING BEEST CHOWDER
Emergency Anti-Bite Protection
There have been new developments. I am formally petitioning for Kezzel to take my place as the sacrifice instead. I am snack-sized and trying to save my life.
PUBLIC LEDGER STATUS
Pledged (gold)1,500g
Confirmed received0g
Fulfilled0g
Material pledges0
In-game delivery is manual. Treasurer confirms receipts in the public ledger.
WHY I NEED HELP
- Beest remains bite-capable
- Beest remains bite-capable
- Old Gnomish Curse is unstable
- Old Gnomish Curse is unstable
- Other druids can decurse... probably
- Other druids can decurse... probably
- I am a team player, not a snack
- I am a team player, not a snack
REWARD TIERS
- 1 gold — Moral Support
- 1 gold — Moral Support
- 5 gold — Anti-Bite Insurance
- 5 gold — Anti-Bite Insurance
- 25 gold — Petition Paperwork
- 25 gold — Petition Paperwork
- 100 gold — Witness Protection For Gnomes
- 100 gold — Witness Protection For Gnomes
LATEST UPDATE
Replacement Sacrifice Nominated: New development: Kezzel has been nominated as replacement sacrifice.
Spelling Corrected: Moon Sugar corrected the spelling: GnomeFundMe.
TOP SUPPORTERS
Moon Sugar500 gold“Of course not, its Beest were talking about.”- Interlight50 gold“I am fighting for my life.”
- Nyssaelinna200 gold“Solved it for you.”
STRETCH GOAL
Hire a licensed druid to decurse the Beest before it internally combusts.
NEW GOAL: 15,000 gold
SCANDAL WATCH
Rumor mill says Beest might prefer chowder with a side of gnome bread.
THE FULL STORY
There have been new developments. I am formally petitioning for Kezzel to take my place as the sacrifice instead. I am snack-sized and trying to save my life.
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